Where are we and where have we been? (Scotland)

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  1. Joep van Maaren says:

    Hi Eza and Finn,
    some months ago we had an exchange of thoughts concerning golf play in space.
    Now you are talking about whiskey and distilleries. My experience is that a lot of good whiskey will bring you to upper space, and the bad ones to down space. And my question is: do you think that there are any distilleries in outer space? And how about heaven? Curious to hear your thoughts.

    • Eza/Finn says:

      Funny enough!
      One day in a little town in the Spyside area – a area where some of the best Scottish whisky is made – at least in accordance to the locals themselves, we were sitting outside a pub and had a talk with some of the regulars.
      During the talk, I made the comment and implicitly the question: We have been in many small as well as bigger towns and villages. What surprises me is that there are so many Churches. But then also that many churches seem to be abandoned?
      The short answer I got, goes like this: Life in this rural area have never been easy, so the people put their hope in God and went to the churches to pray for a better life. When it didn’t improve their conditions of life, they deserted the church and turned to whisky. The pubs now is our churches where we are now celebrating the water of life.
      What that have to do with whisky and golf, I don’t know, but they gave me this story.
      “A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
      When the barman serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it.
      As he’s enjoying his drink, a nun walks by, and glares at him sourly. “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink like that?” she asks.
      The man shrugs. “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”
      “But it’s sinful and wicked!”
      “How do you know it’s so bad, then? Have you ever tasted whiskey?”
      “Of course not! My sisters and mother superior told me how evil drink is.”
      “But how do they know? Have they ever had a drink?”
      They go back and forth like this for a while, before at last, the nun relents. “Well, I suppose that if I were to try a sip of whiskey, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn’t do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?”
      The man agrees this is fair, and walks inside to the barman.
      “Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”

      The barman slams his hand down on the bar and shouts, “Is that damn nun here again!?””

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